People Really Sing These Things?

Apparently, I have been under estimating the talent that is Lady Gaga. I was not aware that she was such a lyricist. The sheer poetry that is required to use the term "glue gun" in a song is astounding:

I won't tell you that I love you

Kiss or hug you

Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin

I'm not lying I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning

I was so stunned when I heard the words on the radio in the song "Poker Face" that I almost stopped the car. As soon as I reached my house, I had to confirm that what I thought I heard was, in fact, what I heard. Sure enough, it was.

I can only imagine what "I'm bluffin' with my muffin" means. The images running through my head really aren't that pretty.