Now that I have time, I find I ponder a lot of things. Below is a brief -- and (admittedly) mostly judgmental -- selection of these musings:
-- Do people who dress up in their finest to shop at Target think their attire makes up for the fact that they are chewing gum like a common farm animal?
-- Is there any chance that today's teens will learn that if they will just watch where they are going rather than texting as they walk, they won't crash into others?
-- Is there a chance that those same teens will ever learn that they are at fault for the collisions and stop cussing others out for their rudeness?
-- Do members of a band ever realize that what they term as "poetry" is often just gibberish?
-- Why do people insist on driving in the left-hand lane when they aren't passing anyone?
-- The more famous Kathy Griffin gets, the less funny she becomes
-- Does Starbucks realize that I (and my coffee-loving brethren) have figured out that you get three shots of espresso in an iced venti mocha but only two in a hot venti mocha for the exact same price?
-- Cheese: How could something that tastes so right be so wrong?
-- Wine: Ditto
Off to ponder a little longer ...
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- Do common farm animals chew gum? Is that why their jaws are moving all the time?
ReplyDelete- It's a simple case of Darwinism. They won't learn, but they won't procreate either
- See above
- Poetry is gibberish
- Must be the ancient Brittish colonial traditions that still have an effect
- Who is Kathy Griffin?
- If you are daring enough to drink such a thing as ice-cold coffe, at least you should be rewarded with more coffein
- What's wrong with it?
- Ditto?
Ooooohhhh ... Thomas, how I have missed you!
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